Pleaseeasaur

Pleaseeasaur Already in the name flashes the unholy nexus--between the relentlessness of Godzilla and Pleasure, Pure and Simple.

PLEASEEASAUR: an astonishing cybernetics in which pleasure bursts Forth as sound from the connection between a boy and his machines.

Pleaseeasaur: electronically generated music that samples in equal amounts surreal lunacy and pop orthodoxy, a sonic-heterogeneity that is mundane only in contrast with the Saur himself.

A veteran of We're Not From Idaho, Touch Me Zoo (both with Joe Jack Talcum of The Dead Milkmen) and most recently, Small Craft Advisory, J.P. Hasson is the kind of musician who dwells in music, never permitting a potential idea to escape. He can be found at all times of the day, notepad in hand, recording impressions that will be transformed into materials for Pleaseeasaur, then dispensed with glee to pleasure-seekers of every ilk. For J.P., there can be no line of "musical influences"; Pleaseeasaur is instead the very performance of being influenced, indefinitely. Television, cultural events, conspiracy theory, video games, from the periodic table to ethnic foods, anything within his perceptual field--the field, after all, of pleasure--becomes inspiration for the Saur's rapidly growing repertory of tunes. These songs and pieces of songs will no doubt be acclaimed by critical forces interested in enumerating and defending instances of the so-called postmodern, but as emanations of the Saur, their true habitat is the ears and mind of the hedonistic listener-

To label this music would be to speak hastily.

It IS

P L E A S E E A S A U R

  • Yellow Brick Road: 47:37:18N 122:21:01W
  • Gang Affiliations: Alpha Quadrant, Razler Records
  • Favorite Salad Dressing: Pepsi
  • Undergarment of Choice: Boxes
  • Total Stitches Lifetime: 32
  • Pleaseeasaur is currently under recording contract with Comedy Central Records LOVE SAUR THANKS

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Pleaseeasaur Releases?::..:.

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Action Spectacular (2005)
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The Yellow Pages (2003)
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As Seen On Tv (1999)

Pleaseeasaur On The Internets?::..:.

Pleaseeasaur Press:

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Re:Up Magazine #008 Action Spectacular DVD Review
September 20, 2005
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER Miscellaneous Grab Bag
May 27, 2005
CHICAGO READER Pleaseeasaur! Ready to Spectacularize!
May 20, 2005
THE APIARY (NEW YORK. NY) Recap: Neil Hamburger and Pleaseeasaur @ Pianos NYC
May 17, 2005
MARKPRINDLE'S REVIEWS Pleaseeasaur = Action Spectacular! DVD
May 14, 2005
CREATIVE LOAFING (ATLANTA) Best Show EVER
May 10, 2005
RALEIGH HATCHET Be Prepared To Laugh!
May 9, 2005
SEALAB 2021 Behold! The Pleaseeasaur
May 9, 2005
CHARLESTON POST & COURIER Dork Rock's Finest Hour!
May 5, 2005
MISSOULA INDEPENDENT Pleaseeasaur: Action Spectacular (imputor?) DVD
April 21, 2005
NADAMUCHO.com The Man in the Iron (Polar Bear) Mask
February 14, 2005
GEORGIA STRAIGHT Vancouver Live Music Picks
January 27, 2005
EUREKA TIMES-STANDARD Pleaseeasaur: Extinct amphibian or hedonistic crooning yeti?
December 18, 2004
NORTH COAST JOURNAL The HUM
December 17, 2004
LA WEEKLY LAZER GUIDED HILARITY
December 17, 2004
GOLETA VALLEY VOICE Sonic Spotlight
December 15, 2004
SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE Live Preview
December 14, 2004
BELLINGHAM HERALD Craziest show ever
December 2, 2004
RESONANCE MAGAZINE "GLORY BE THE GIMMICK"
October 1, 2004
AOL Feature Pleaseeasaur: An Amazing Dork!
May 20, 2004
ALL MUSIC GUIDE (AMG) The Yellow Pages-All Music Guide (AMG)
March 2, 2004
FAHRENHEIT SAN DIEGO Pleaseeasaur @ The Casbah
November 20, 2003
CITIZINE MAGAZINE There is a New Alternative New releases by The Strokes, Ween, Stereolab, and Pleaseeasaur.
October 15, 2003
HIGH PLAINS READER Now That's A Tasty Burger
October 15, 2003
VILLAGE VOICE Pleaseeasaur Outdoes Himself!
October 2, 2003
SEATTLE WEEKLY Pleaseeasaur is Quite Pleasing!!!
August 6, 2003
SIGNONSANDIEGO.com Pleaseeasaur CD Release Party
June 20, 2003
TERMINAL CITY MAGAZINE The Ultimate One-Man Show
January 18, 2003
LA WEEKLY Black Heart Procession & Pleaseeasaur at Knitting Factory LA
October 12, 2002
SACRAMENTO NEWS & REVIEW Black Heart Procession & Pleaseeasaur: Capitol Garage SAC. CA
October 10, 2002
MARKPRINDLE'S REVIEWS Who is Pleaseeasaur??
October 1, 2002
MARKPRINDLE'S REVIEWS As Seen On TV Review
October 1, 2002
MARKPRINDLE'S REVIEWS Beef Flavored Island Adventures EP Review
October 1, 2002
MARKPRINDLE'S REVIEWS Interview w/ Pleaseeasaur
September 27, 2002
SAN DIEGO UNION TRIBUNE Neil Hamburger/Pleaseeasaur/Optiganally Yours CASBAH
July 2, 2002
FAHRENHEIT SAN DIEGO Pleaseeasaur @ The Casbah
July 1, 2002
SAN FRANCISCO BAY GUARDIAN Neil Hamburger/Pleaseeasaur: Talk Of The Town
June 30, 2002
GERMANY wunderbarer
June 2, 2002
GERMANY dem richtigen Humor!!
June 1, 2002
FLYING SAUCER MAGAZINE Pleased To Be With You
April 20, 2002
PORTLAND MERCURY Sleepytime Gorilla Museum/Pleaseeasaur/That1Guy
January 29, 2002
EUREKA TIMES-STANDARD Pleaseeasaur Knows It's Infomercial Genus
January 24, 2002
NEW TIMES LOS ANGELES Live Feature: PLEASEEASAUR
January 18, 2002
PANACHE MAGAZINE #13 Beef Flavored Island Adventures Review
January 1, 2002
PORTLAND STATE TIMES One Man Show-Two Bodies
November 8, 2001
ATAKRA ONLINE Pleaseeasaur LIVE in SF.CA
October 15, 2001
THE STRANGER Vol. 11 No. 2 Pleaseeasaur's Spastic Successes
September 27, 2001
PIONEER LOG Vol. 66, No. 2 Pleaseeasaur descends upon the Rusty Nail
September 21, 2001
WILLAMETTE WEEK OH MY GOD!
July 14, 2001
WILLAMETTE WEEK Captured By Robots/Pleaseeasaur/Reload PDX.OR
May 9, 2001
THE STRANGER Prop Nite
April 13, 2001
RESONANCE MAGAZINE PLEASEEASAUR
March 1, 2001
WHAT'S UP MAGAZINE Festival Preview: Showoff Or Shutup
August 22, 2000
SANTA BARBARA INDEPENDENT Buckethead & Pleaseeasaur Destroy Santa Barbara
April 21, 2000
HITS MAGAZINE Musical Chairs
April 14, 2000
SANTA BARBARA INDEPENDENT Low-Budget Hip-Hop
February 3, 2000
THE ROCKET Live You Got It
January 12, 2000
SEATTLE TIMES Pleaseeasaur As Seen On TV Review
January 10, 2000
SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER All Dressed Up?
December 29, 1999
AUDIO-BOT.com Pleaseeasaur As Seen On TV Review
December 3, 1999
THE STRANGER Vol. 8 No. 45 Reatrds Rule!
July 29, 1999
THE STRANGER Faith Reborn!
July 8, 1999
THE STRANGER Sheer Letdown
March 26, 1999
BUCKETHEADLAND.com Buckethead Vs. Seattle
August 7, 1998
PANACHE MAGAZINE Here's The Beef!
January 1, 1969
LE MONDE Pleaseeasaur
January 1, 1969
PIONEER LOG Pleaseeasaur Descends Upon The Rusty Nail
January 1, 1969
WFMU WFMU's Yearly Blast
January 1, 1969
ROCKNROLL FAIRY MAGAZINE Beef Flavored Island
January 1, 1969
TROPIA.com As Seen On TV
January 1, 1969
JOE JACK TALCUM As Seen On TV
January 1, 1969