Pleaseeasaur :: Faith Reborn!
Crocodile Cafe 7/8/99
By Bradley Steinbacher
>>>after witnessing opening act Pleaseeasaur, I've decided they are officially the worst band in America. And I love them for it. With bad rhymes, terrible beats, and even worse stage movements, frontman J.P. is either brilliant or retarded (I don't know whether to call him a genius or put corks on the ends of his silverware so he won't accidentally poke his eye out when he eats). If you haven't seen them... well, you've been warned.
Heading home that night, there was a glow around me — the glow of salvation. I am a new man.