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Wank Chops vs. Russel Crowe

Our beloved friend Wank Chops is moving down to Rosarito Mexico for 2 months for the filming of Russel Crowe's new $150 million dollar pirate story epic. He will be playing a French Naval Officer and will be seen swashbucking and raping and pillaging the pirates (including Mr. Crowe). He even gets 2 weeks of weapons training and everything. Unfortunately, Chop Wanks has sworn to secrecy about details of the movie, so you'll just have to wait till it's released to see our buddy kicking some Wussie Crowe pirate bootay!